Some nights I feel like straying from my normal diet and have a healthy meal. I take a slab of cheese and throw it into the microwave. Stir that baby up and eat some melted cheese. Let that grease coat the bowl as you slab that cheese mound into your stomach.

Cheese has proteins, fats, and most importantly NO CARBOHYDRATES. 

With a diet like this, my arteries run like the slow moving grease of cheese.