Why go to the water park when you could be the water park.

Plumbers are people too.

George Washington is the ultimate hipster.

I never dry my hands to completion. 

I'm Toucan Sam and I like to poison children with my red dye.

Fight her. Fire-fight her. (Alex)

Its not her job to throw me to the pickles! 

Is that what a woodchuck looks like? (My friend while looking at a picture of a wood pecker)

That's a face full of Phillip.

Do you ever just insert the nozzle into your nose and have it come out your mouth? You can BE the spray can!