Getting 12th place in Mario Kart

Drinking from someone else's cup and tasting water

Finding out you have a life-span of 80 years

Peeling a banana and finding a brown spot

Pulling down your pants and finding a brown spot

Finding out your phone didn't charge all night

Watching a friend eat an orange like an apple

Getting a butterscotch stuck in your throat and throwing up

Hand sanatizer not tasting as good as it smells

Licking your foot after a long day of work

Not kissing Billy Mays before he kissed death

Finding out Shaggy Rogers isn't a real person

Your victim escaping

Finding out candy cherries aren't what real cherries taste like

Living long enough to go through the college application process