These are all gifts I have given or have received, have fun figuring out which was which. 

A men's grooming kit. For south of the border.

Slippers in the shape of turtles so you walk in their carcasses. 

The Board Game to Hell! Players each get a little Dante piece and the goal is to go through all realms of hell, avoiding heaven at all cost.

Bongo cat shirt. The internet hit, bongo cat, plays his bongos in the pocket of the shirt, that little cutie. 

The movie Hook featuring Robin Williams. 

A snake head in a jar. Rattle Snake to be exact. 

A snowmobile key, snowmobile not included.

A bag of bagels, only onion though.

An small mini train track with terrified children on the front of the box.

A light up Shih-tzu dog that looks like a demon.

A Dagger.

A  regulator valve for our septic system.